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dksummit:

*parent voice* are you playing pokemans?

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

notmydate:

They are each the other’s saviour.

adorabucky:

commission for izelyoniipopugai for a super cute part of Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) which i’ve been meaning to read but i’m so slow at reading fic hahaaaaaa……so many kitties!!! <333

offensed:

were gonna

to the top

descendtogrimdark:

what girls look for in men

• english accent
• rich pissbaby
• long hair
• shot by gay lover
• mind reader
• charles xavier

briandanielwolf:

In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.

In 2011, there were 10.

In 2012, there were 14.

In 2013? 28.

In the first half of 2014 alone, we have already suffered 38 school shootings. 

If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

southpaw-holmes:

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Oh man this is wicked awesome!

staff:

we hate you guys so much so we added another shitty feature have fun

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

magfreak:

#heroic

I don’t watch this show, but this is the greatest comeback in the history of marriage. 

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours